Hints and tips from the Crankmeister

Crag food:  don’t buy all that bullsh!t healthy stuff.  All you needs is a load of cans of this, and a few of these.

Beware of communal climbing bozos.

If you see a camper van near the crag like this, keep away, especially if covered in sh!t like this one.  They are probably hippy !ssholes who want to borrow stuff all the time, although upside is you might get to go with one of the dudettes they carry around with them.

One day, the Crankmeister is going to roll up to the Cuttings with these

One day, the Crankmeister is going to roll up to the Cuttings with these

However, if you see some cool stuff like this going on, you know that you are exactly where you should be!

 

 

 

 

And, in case it needs saying, only dipsh!ts wear these:

Dipsh!ts only

Dipsh!ts only

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