This is for all climbers into the business of cranking on seriously f!cking hard moves, and tells it how it really is. You don’t know me, but you have probably seen me doing my thang at a wall or crag near you. WitnessTheBlogness: geddit? It’s named after a pretty cool problem that I reckon I could have a go at if I dieted for a while and trained harder and was maybe a bit stronger. My ideal sesh involves about ten goes at a v5 warm-up, followed by a bit of sharking on v2’s if there is some decent skirt about, offering them a bit of advice and all, (provided I’ve managed to get them wired beforehand). It doesn’t usually come to anything, but the Crankmeister never looks back, and is always onto the next pull and crimp.